1. Do you like blue cheese?
I can only take a tiny bit in one sitting.

2. Have you ever smoked heroine?
What, are you a cop? No.

3. Do you own a gun?
Only of the toy variety.

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonics?
Cherry lime-ade is the best.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Haven't had one.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I don't care what everyone says, I think they're food.

7. Favorite Christmas song?
"Merry Xmas (War Is Over)" by John Lennon.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
There's something other than vodka? Actually, I have tea at work every morning.

9. Can you do push ups?
Sure, but I never do.

10. What's your least favorite fruit or vegetable?
Raspberries. Though I like the flavor, the seeds annoy me greatly.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I don't care for jewelry much, and I don't just mean on me.

12. Favorite hobby?
Logic puzzles.

13. Favorite restaurants?
I don't like going to restaurants much.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
No.

15. What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
Severe introversion.

16. Middle name?
Scott.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment...
1. I should not have run so much at once.
2. I need to lose weight.
3. The Tonik ad in the margin reminds me of The Daily Show's mockery of it. "It's spelled with a kay, so you know it's totally rad."

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. Nothing

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
Tea, orange juice, coffee.

20. Current worry right now?
I'm going to die alone.

21. Current hate right now?
Guys that drug their dates. Dude, she already said yes to the date. At least try to work with that for a while before committing a crime to be with her. You're going to make women afraid of even the nice guys.

22. Favorite place to be?
Of all the places I've already been to, um, boy, I just can't care about any of them. And I've been to Disneyland.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
At home on the couch.

24. Where would you like to go?
The Bay of Fundy to watch the biggest tide on Earth. London, to see the historical stuff. Alaska to see the aurora borealis. The moon. Mars.

25. Name three people who will complete this?
That's not a question. The author should study grammar harder.

26. Do you own slippers?
No.

27. What shirt are you wearing?
My Superman blue sweatshirt.

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Never tried it. Probably won't, because I won't buy them, and no one will offer to have me sleep on theirs.

29. Can you whistle?
I can whistle a tune, or whistle really loud.

30. Favorite color?(s)
Again the author needs to study grammar. Do not put a question mark between a words and its suffix. My favorite color is grey.

31. Would you be a pirate?
If I lived near the North Atlantic coast in the Eighteenth Century, and were dirt poor and completely amoral, probably. Subjunctive questions are pointless.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever I hear from the clock-radio when I wake up, because it always sticks in my head.

33. Favorite girl's name?
Sarah.

34. Favorite boy's name?
Edward.

35. What's in your pocket right now?
I have more than one pocket. Pick one.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
The Knights of the Dinner Table.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Huh?

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Had my chest crushed by a steel-pipe soccer goal falling on it. Almost got the head crushed too.

39. Do you love where you live?
Oh, yeah. Earth is the best planet in the world.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Markus.

42. How many dogs do you have?
I have and shall always have none.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I wish.

44. Do you have a crush on someone?
I actually have crushes on some three.

45. What is your favorite book?
Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid by Douglas Hofstadter.

46. What is your favorite candy?
Malted milk balls. I'm going to have to try the strawberry milkshake flavor they have now.

47. What is your favorite sports team?
None, I don't care about sports enough for that. But I do have an interesting idea for a sport league.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Art of Dying" by George Harrison. It actually made me feel better when my brother died. Or maybe "Heading for the Light" by the Traveling Wilburys (still George Harrison, really).

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Waiting for my neighbors to stop making noise so I could sleep.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I needed to make sure I ate breakfast. I keep forgetting to.