Scotrid, the Haplous Genius - Suggested Careers from Some Website

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2007 September 13th

07:19 pm

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Suggested Careers from Some Website
The machine has spoken:

1. Chemical Engineer
2. Biomedical Engineer (What the fuck is biomedical supposed to mean? Bio- means "life", and anything medical already has to do with living things.)
3. Computer Engineer
4. Agricultural Engineer
5. Electrical Engineer
6. Multimedia Developer (That's multimedium.)
7. Pharmacologist (I don't even take any medicine.)
8. Aerospace Engineer (Good.)
9. Actuary
10. Forensics Specialist
11. Oceanographer
12. Computer Programmer (Taken a class in that.)
13. Technical Writer (Good. If they mean those non-fiction books I'd like to write.)
14. Industrial Designer
15. Cartographer (Love maps.)
16. Desktop Publisher (Wish I could.)
17. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator (Had some ideas.)
18. Criminologist
19. Interior Designer
20. Fashion Designer (Say what?)
21. Meteorologist
22. Video Game Developer (Had some ideas.)
23. Astronomer (Good.)
24. Geologist
25. Website Designer
26. Hydrologist / Hydrogeologist
27. Business Systems Analyst
28. GIS Specialist
29. Computer Animator
30. Graphic Designer
31. Artist
32. Political Aide (Only an aide? I want to be emperor, dammit.)
33. Medical Illustrator (Didn't know that was a job.)
34. Market Research Analyst
35. Critic (Could have guessed that, right?)
36. Database Developer (That is my job. Sort of.)
37. Translator (Only in writing. Fluency in speech is beyond me.)
38. Medical Lab Tech (No no no. Not with the bodily fluids.)
39. Writer (39th? Aw, man.)
40. Web Developer (Just waiting for that radioactive spider.)

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