here is a reward. From the July issue of Games Magazine:

J.K. Rowling rewrites "Hush Little Baby"

Hush little wizard, don't boo-hoo,
Mama's going to save you from You-Know-Who.

If that love charm's up to par,
All you'll get is a lightning scar.

If that scar looks ultra-cool,
Off you'll go to wizard school,

Where dark schemes will soon descend,
And all the plots take a year to end.

J.R.R. Tolkien rewrites "Scarborough Fair"

Are you going to Saruman's lair
Frodo, Samwise, Merry and Pip
Say hi to all the Ents who live there
When you're on a ring-bearing trip

Tell him to chuck it in the crack of Mount Doom
Frodo, Samwise, Merry and Pip
When the All-Seeing Eye has gone to its tomb
That'll end your ring-bearing trip

Mary Shelley rewrites "Oh, My Darling Clementine"

In a tower filled with power
Was a corpse you did revive
I awoke by lightning stroke
And you were screaming, "It's alive!"

Oh, my master, oh, my master
Oh, my master, Frankenstein
Better make me a companion
Or I'll have to snap your spine.